If I Could Only Talk!

I'm back, It's bee a crazy few months. It was like I had all this stuff to say but I could'nt write it down. I do have to say I have had some good songs come out of this time in my life. Christmas is just around the corner and this year I am pumped up because I first of all have a little boy to play with and buy stuff for. Secondly because my family and I are going to Gatlinburg TN the day after Christmas day, the 26th if you are confused. We got  a nice cabin way back in the mountains and we're hoping for snow.  If not It still will be incredible. So we had  some plumbing issues Friday for the first time in 5 years that I've been married. Well except for the time we walked into our old house our old dogs had flooded the whole bathroom by bitting into the pipes under the bathroom sink cabinet. Well anyway back to our plumbing issue we coul'nt get a plummer out to the house until saturday a day later. The plumber knows my wife but she wanted me to give him a call. Well I called like a good husband but here is what I said to him, keep in mind I have never talked to him.
...Phone- ring, ring, ring
...Billy- Hello, this is Billy (with a southern drawl)
...Me-Hey Billy this is Chasen, Casey's Garners wife wanted to see if you could come out and stop up our shower...
Ok Three things wrong with this conversation to begin with ONE-i called her Casey Garner. Her name is Casey Callahan my own last name. TWO-I total said that I was her Wife. How do I get that one mixed up! THREE- I asked him to come out and stop up our shower when i needed it uncloged.
Well needless to say I have a great flowing shower now I had a hard time getting there but we made it happen.
Chasen Callahan